From punk with a no-future attitude to Chief Visionary Officer

In my book “Mind the Seagulls”, I have outlined an atlas for the rebellious and the rebellious. An important log book entry tells the story of “Frau Doktor”, whom I adore, and her house Neumann. A stark contrast to my life with a DIY toilet, but a place where I learned to live tolerance. An excerpt from the script.

In the Berlin nights of the early 1990s, I met a young, wild and very pretty punk rocker called Eike Neumann. She walked the catwalk as a model for Jean Paul Gaultier, but found her true calling as an editing director for film, television and theater productions.

She has since demonstrated her talent in films such as “The Bourne Conspiracy”, “John Wick”, “Monuments Men”, “Babylon Berlin”, “The Matrix Resurrections”, “The Pianist”, “Around the World in 80 Days”, “Enemy at the Gates” and “V for Vendetta”.

You could and had to love everything about her. Her chummy, funny nature, her pure heart, her sense of family, her creativity and her penchant for special vehicles. Her lively friend and roommate Ilanit M.H., who now also works very successfully as a fashion designer at Adidas’ headquarters in Herzogenaurach, was also something to fall in love with.

The only thing to fear was Eike’s big pitch-black dog, who rolled his bloodshot eyes back like a great white shark at every opportunity, baring his teeth and getting ready for a murderous attack. He was also the one who greeted me, snarling and barking, when I first pressed the bell on the garden gate in Reifträgerweg to introduce myself to Eike’s family.

Opposite poles and Olga Purps

I embarked on a journey to the opposite pole and discovered a new, enticing world. The Neumanns still live in the posh southwest Berlin area of Schlachtensee – in a villa not far from the Wannsee waters in the Zehlendorf district. All around are 54,000 inhabitants, a St. Paul’s Church, an incredibly beautiful and shady stand of trees with Zehlendorf oaks, chirping birds, the “Krumme Lanke”, the Bauhaus estate “Onkel Toms Hütte”, the Schlachtensee S-Bahn station, the delicatessen “Butter Lindner”, the “Spinnerbrücke” and a maze of cobblestone streets whose characteristic sound still rings in my ears when I drive along them.

I, on the other hand, lived on the border between Kreuzberg and Berlin Mitte, near the Engeldamm, between the former East and West zones on the former death strip in the middle of the foreland and hinterland wall. Due to Berlin’s many historical upheavals, the ownership of a number of buildings, plots of land and apartments there was completely unclear.

After two successive dictatorships, it was not so easy to determine who owned what – those who had been deported during the Nazi era or those who had been expropriated under real socialism. In any case, in these cases, the city administration allocated housing very cheaply on the condition that it would be professionally revitalized and, if necessary, come to an agreement with the new or old owners themselves.

For me, enjoying these conditions meant being able to call a self-built, 39.5 square meter temporary apartment on the third floor of a very sparsely populated building my own. Only the very elderly Olga Purps and I lived there on different floors and in different worlds for the current price of 102.26 euros “warm”.

The apartment had two rooms and a “kitchen”. In the living rooms there were very ugly tiled stoves made in the GDR, which were sometimes heated with wooden pallets from the street and garbage. In the long and very narrow kitchen there was a typical gas oven, which helped to create some comfort in this part of the apartment when the oven was open. The communal toilets were located under the gable of the house on the fifth floor. However, they lacked roof shingles and electric light, but there was plenty of corrosive rat and bird droppings and a view of the furrowed Berlin sky.

Holy shit!

While using the toilet facilities from 1948, one quickly got to dreaming and summing up due to the adverse circumstances. This was the GDR Delphi for Kremlin astrologers. The acrid smell and the fumes of pigeon and rat excrement caused uncontrolled blinking, so looking through the numerous holes in the roof measuring around 25 by 25 centimetres created a nice kaleidoscope effect. Like a fruit fly, you had a compound eye for about three minutes before unconsciousness threatened. During this period, one sensed the powerlessness of the urban population as the Soviet Union pushed ahead with the Berlin blockade to starve out this part of the city. I saw the bombers and cargo planes taking off and landing at Tempelhof every 90 seconds through the perforated GDR roof. A large part of the cargo consisted of fuel to ensure vital supplies from June 26, 1948 to May 12, 1949.

The beam and rafter construction of my roof formed the substructure of the Berlin Airlift for me. I could recognize the American pilot Gail Halvorsen throwing sweets out of the cockpit windows, which were fitted with parachutes made of handkerchiefs, during the approach to Tempelhof, thus coining the legendary term “raisin bomber”. For as long as the airlift lasted, I used this eerie place to relieve myself.

One day, when I heard the former German Chancellor and elder statesman Helmut Schmidt, whom I had the pleasure of meeting in person again in 2011, talk about the big shit of war, I knew that something had to happen.

Downpipe and catch basin

I decided to tap into the plastic downpipe that ran through my kitchen and install a modern, free-standing toilet. This also had the enormous advantage of being able to sit comfortably on the closed toilet lid and stir the food in the pot while cooking. The cistern had to be refilled with water from an adjacent bucket. The shower with a five-liter instantaneous water heater was also unprofessionally installed by me in the small kitchenette opposite the entrance door. This mixed-use concept often led to delicate situations with foam on the head due to frequent unannounced visits and a consistently unlocked front door. For a few years, I shared this habitable luxury and the rent with an Austrian I had taken in without further ado and his Berlin girlfriend.

Despite my dream of owning my own home, my Zehlendorf storm was fortunately answered and the villa on Schlachtensee was to become a warm home for a few years. My main residence unexpectedly shifted from the concrete city center to the green outskirts, and I entered into my first serious relationship with Eike. Her younger sister Silke became a friend, Ilanit M.H. an inspiring roommate, the Baskerville dog a companion and Eike’s mother, Dr. Karin Neumann, one of the most important people in my life.

Unfortunately, her husband Dr. Götz Neumann died of a heart attack far too early and completely unexpectedly on New Year’s Day in the Austrian vacation resort of Saalbach-Hinterglemm. However, he was present in everyday life through anecdotes, memories, photos and memorabilia. His memory was preserved, for example, in a pair of tin snips that he used to cut through the barbed wire during his escape from the GDR and thus reach the West before a wall rose in place of the death strip. Pictures also triggered memories – photos with a whistle, wind, sea and seagulls taken on his own skerry cruiser, a sports sailing boat developed in Sweden that was ideal for the Baltic Sea. I also got closer to his life during the many joint visits to his grave at the Zehlendorf forest cemetery. Incidentally, it was within sight of Willy Brandt’s final resting place.

I should actually write a book of my own about my experiences with the Neumanns, about their kindness, to record everything I learned at the Neumann home and how I still benefit from it today. Dr., as I still call her with great appreciation, could and can teach you a lot about courage and confidence. She followed her husband on February 23, 1963, years after his escape, illegally across the extremely guarded inner-German border at “Checkpoint Charlie” – hidden in the false floor of a VW Beetle.

After studying medicine at the Humboldt University of Berlin and the Friedrich Alexander University of Erlangen-Nuremberg, she set up one of Germany’s leading ENT practices and raised two small children as a widow. Along the way, she turned the villa she had bought herself on Schlachtensee into a life raft for shipwrecked people like me and a meeting place for all kinds of celebrities from the old West Berlin acting aristocracy.

Villa master

Here you could meet Günter Pfitzmann, Götz George or Harald Juhnke and listen to Brigitte Mira. Here, illustrious guests discussed ethics, architecture, theater, art, politics, history, technology or medicine, dreams and hopes. In this house, the moral finger was never raised and people always stood up for each other. It was here that I became acutely aware of how intolerant I had been as an outsider, although I was always convinced of the opposite. Here, people lived and loved generosity and generosity. Here, in the Neumann house, I was allowed to see what I was made of, to shed my comfortable role as a social victim and lend a hand.

As a villa master, I experienced glorious years mowing the lawn and sweeping the leaves. Shopping and looking after the ship. Laying floors, painting rooms, doing repair work, keeping the fireplace burning, selling the very best snacks and walking the black beast.

And, my dreams were reshaping themselves at this time and focusing more and more on show business and the creative economy. The latter was just beginning to emerge and was finally defined, propagated and equipped with support programs as “creative industries” by British Prime Minister Tony Blair during the 1997 election campaign.

Even though I still had no idea how I was going to do it, I instinctively knew that I wanted to make a living from my creative energy. At the time, however, I could only have dreamed that I would go from being a punk with a no-future attitude to founding director of Tabakfabrik Linz, Nestroy Prize winner with Theater Hausruck and Chief Visionary Officer for CMb.industries GmbH if I had used intoxicating substances.

Excerpt from the book “Watch out for the seagulls”,
Book readings now for fall 2023.